I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof see
but little did he know I DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
- me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
- friend: nah, i'm fine
- me: *eating cookies*
- friend: give me one
- me: are you fuckin kidding with me