legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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7 hours ago // 23,745 notes

jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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7 hours ago // 379,016 notes

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

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7 hours ago // 384,031 notes

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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7 hours ago // 407,882 notes
fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.
kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

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7 hours ago // 24,805 notes
  • me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
  • friend: nah, i'm fine
  • *arrives*
  • me: *eating cookies*
  • friend: give me one
  • me: are you fuckin kidding with me

7 hours ago // 10,706 notes
bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me